Score: 9

"A new favourite!"

submission: Bones

date: June 7, 2005

This is one of the best movies that I have seen on the entire internet. And if I saw it on TV it would be one of the best in that medium, too. The graphics were delicious... the humour was gently brutal. Or brutally gentle. Take your pick.

Score: 8

"I'm a Spongebob fan..."

submission: Spongebob Bonerpants

date: June 5, 2005

...I liked it. The drawings may have been rushed, barely animated, and there was hardly any mouth synchronisation, but you're really good at drawing the characters and imitating the style of SBSP. And the voices were pretty darn good too. My stomach hurts from laughing too hard. I hope that someday you get a job at the Spongebob animation factory and disturb even more young minds with this kind of thing.

Score: 7

"^_^"

submission: Bend it Like a Knife

date: May 7, 2005

A vast improvement on "Penny's Big Adventure", and a lot of mindless thought (yes, that's right, mindless thought) was obviously put into BILAK's construction. However, it was very much based around the mondegreen lyrics (which were mostly funny) which meant that I was looking at the subtitles a lot instead of watching the past-paced action. A storyline might have been a good idea, and I must say I was disappointed with the lack of visual variation in the choruses. But overall it made me laugh and I voted 5/5 on it, because it's an animutation. A very good second animutation at that. Good job, keep it up.

Score: 9

"That was..."

submission: Psychotic Squirrels

date: March 9, 2005

...outstanding. *Applauds*

Score: 8

"You name dropper! :P (I'm still honoured though.)"

submission: Pandamatic (part one)

date: March 9, 2005

Very fun-looking, well crafted graphics. The animation "shortcuts" obviously paid off in filesize, but the motion of everything in the movie was very nice to look at, so the occasional misaligned elbow was nothing major. ;) Some very accomplished animating there. It must've been heaps of fun to make.
The witty understatement throughout was very stylish, cheesy in places, but still the good sort of cheesy. Some great comic moments ("$59,000!"). The humour was sort of typical "daily 3-panel comic"-ish, but the length of the movie totally made up for this. I enjoyed it, unlike I would most daily 3-panel comics. Well done! :D
My only whinge is that the music seemed a little bit like it was holding back, during the intro credits mainly. I wanted to hear some lyrics there! Maybe next time?
Overall, and enjoyable piece of well-scripted nonsense that was long enough to have a scene-selection menu at the end, but still worth another complete Replay anyhow.
(Looks like I'm going to hafta try harder in my own animations if I want that $250, eh? OI OI OI!!!!)

Score: 10

"Best ever."

submission: Mostly Metal Jacket

date: February 12, 2005

That is the best storyline/genre -based animutation since Plan 9. I take off my hat to you, good sir. And I also take off my pants, but only because after seeing this movie, I need to change them.

Here is a medical analysis of the subject's behaviour as he was affected by the movie.

---===WARNING: SPOILERS BELOW===---

Stage 1: The training. Subject is grinning, occasionally snickering

Stage 2: Enemy sighted. Subject is laughing out loud intermittantly.

Stage 3: Retreat. Subject is now near-continuously laughing out loud, only breathing intermittantly.

Stage 4: Hippie-ness. Subject's laughter is uncontrolled; is showing signs of oxygen deprivation, but is in a euphoric state.

Stage 5: Intermission & Return. Subject is able to breathe again, laughter is more controlled.

Stage 6: Showdown. Subject is laughing too loud to hear the music properly, but that doesn't matter since he knows this song quite well, having downloaded it at the same time as Opblaaskrokodil and considered using it himself. Tears streaming from subject's eyes do nothing to stop subject from seeing the simplistic, uncomplicated action onscreen.

Stage 7: The End. Subject may have lapsed into shock. Subject cannot recall the ending, probably due to permanent brain damage. Subject's lawyers will be contacting the author of this movie forthwith.

Stage 8: Subject's pants changed.

Score: 8

"BURP!"

submission: The Beer Song video

date: February 6, 2005

I decided to have a look at your Flash after seeing a review of yours for my latest movie... it's not often that one gets reviews from other moviemakers...
Anyway, very funny. What a great song, and some nice animation - the good balance of original art and imported images gave it an almost "All Your Base"-ish feel. I was LOLing all the way through.
Cheers!
*GLUG*

Score: 8

"Hooray!"

submission: LaLaLa

date: December 19, 2004

Anything with Kabouter Plop music is a sure winner in my books, and your animation style owns all. Someday, all this *gestures to NewGrounds Portal* will be yours...

Score: 7

"I have a prayer..."

submission: Gods List

date: December 19, 2004

Dear God,
Please reduce the echo effect in Your voice somewhat so that us poor mortals can hear what You're saying a little more clearly. Other than that, You're an okay deity.
I would have liked to have seen the suggestions box explored a little more, and seen more of the global effects of God's indifference, but that's just me. Good job.

Score: 8

"No comment... except this:"

submission: Misfortune in the Woods

date: December 8, 2004

Very nice. Absurd, yet gently so. This movie isn't very categorisable... I like it. It was a little slow in places, but by no means boring.
[[Refrains from making snide remark about drugs]]]