Score: 10

"Cactus man"

submission: Go Go Cactus Man!

date: April 5, 2004

I must obey the Cactus Man, man. Yeah man.

I hope there will be a sequel, "Cactus Woman". Even cacti, prickly as they may be, need love.

Score: 9

"8/10 plus a bonus point for being an animutation."

submission: A Sticky Night of Love

date: March 25, 2004

Well Jed, your services to animutation are medalworthy.
Captin Mullet and the Mulleteers... Abe's head with a pair of legs... The *new* Green Leafs... I think I may have wet my pants. Although there seemed to be no overall "theme" to the piece, which got me thinking that it could be just another pointless, superficial, redundant animutation, I have to admit that it is an EXTREMELY AMUSING pointless, superficial, redundant animutation. Good job. Nice to see your trademark "subliminal message overload" sequence too.
And now if you'll excuse me, I have some pants that need washing.

Score: 6

"Oh Dwedit... you nutter. ^_^"

submission: Miko Miko NURSE!

date: March 10, 2004

This is what I've imagined looking into your brain while you're sleeping must be like, Dwedit. JamezBond and Suzukisan wackniess and a few more good choices of wacky images from around the 'net, set to hyperactive music. Two thumbs up, but if I had more thumbs I'd raise them too. ^_<

Score: 8

"Good quality FACE. I mean movie."

submission: Rap Tap Tap

date: February 2, 2004

I say, this is definitely worthy of its 2nd place. Although the music wasn't my cup of tea, this is a good value fanimutation nonetheless. Clap clap FACE clap. PLEASE MAKE MORE! ^_^
All my FACE are belong to this movie.

FACE.

Score: 9

"Nice Altoids!"

submission: Dan Hibiki's Armageddon

date: January 7, 2004

I had no idea that Armageddon would be so fanimutational. You rock.

Windy Shaky Driver,

-TmsT.

Score: 6

"Good."

submission: tastes like chicken

date: January 6, 2004

I'm so glad this was better than my piece of crap. Well done, but next time, get a real Aussie (or Kiwi) to do the voice of Steve. That faux-Aussie accent was painful. But I won't hold it against you. I'm sure you had subway for lunch.

Score: 7

"Good!"

submission: Father Christmas

date: December 26, 2003

Santa "Claws" indeed...
A nicely twisted blend of childhood nostalgia and dark, broody "Nightmare Before Xmas" eerie-ness.

I can't wait to see the Easter sequel....... ^_<

Score: 4

"Er...."

submission: I am Santa Claus

date: December 26, 2003

What happened? We saw you, being Santa.
But we already knew that from the title. How about some development?

And there was some cool music for a bit, but it wasn't yours.
You should have just left the file as it was originally, even if it was large. Too bad for us 56K-ers we'll gladly wait that little bit longer for good movies! Don't let those low-tech modems out there force you to damage your movies.
Some of the "Chow Says" bits earned you a 5 for humour.
Please try again.

Score: 9

"Ho ho ho!"

submission: A very gothboy christmas

date: December 26, 2003

Oh boy, that was great! Especially the bit with Alan Rickman... and the, oh I won't give it away.

Wasn't the soundtrack just AWESOME?
Whoever made that music deserves a Sony record contract! (-;

Score: 0

"I feel... raped. No actually, I feel... worshipped"

submission: .:-=Revenge=-:.

date: December 13, 2003

Hello, remember me? I'm the guy who made that movie that you downloaded and then uploaded to your account. I'm guessing from the title "Revenge", that you were upset because I gave you a bad review, or maybe I assisted in blamming one of your OTHER inappropriate submissions. I don't know who you are, but all I have to say is that you've made my day. This is the funniest gesture of appreciation for my movies that I've ever seen anyone do. Even funnier than that guy who tried to re-enact the Colin vs Jesus fight with a bunch of friends at his local shopping mall. That my work is worthy of being forged, counterfeited, whatever, is preety cool.

It's just sad that such a pathetic [insert condescending noun here] such as yourself had to be the one who did this. I really, truly pity you. Never forget this.

Well, as you may have noticed, my peepz are not impressed. And they're thirsty for your bodily fluids. Don't force me to make an example out of you.

If you are wise, you will not reply to my review; you will leave my works of art alone, and you will run away, Simba. Run away and never return. You have no power over me, power over me, power over me.

I really, truly pity you.